Category Archives: Funtlery

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gofuckyourself.com

Surely I can’t be the only one who, when bombarded by a seeming endless string of adverts for gocompare.com, finds themselves screaming the words “go fuck yourself dot com” back at the television through gritted teeth, fists clenched and eyes … Continue reading

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Milk

Two Chinese men have been given the death penalty for their role in the contamination of milk which led to the deaths of six babies and which made 300,000 others ill. I do hope they’re going to be milked to … Continue reading

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You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

You don’t rent the or buy the Zohan either. You don’t ever watch the Zohan under any circumstances. You do not allow others to watch the Zohan. You do not speak of the Zohan. Now I like racism as much … Continue reading

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Credit cr… erm, lunch

While biting into my brie, basil and tomato poncewich today I noticed that luncheon whores Pret A Manger are now giving away their secret magic recipes on the back of their conscientiously recycled paper bags. The economy has spazzed out … Continue reading

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On the buses

I’m becoming increasingly distracted by the transition of the number 2 service from double to single decker buses (at least outwith peak times). Why, Lothian Buses, why? In my mind it’s quite clear that the bus was given that specific … Continue reading

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They’re at it AGAIN

It never fails to amaze me how persistent some people can be, from the mewlings of an attention seeking child to the seemingly Sisyphean efforts of telephone marketing companies. Mercifully children happen to be quite small and so can be … Continue reading

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Summon the Clarence!

Road defect reporting isn’t glamorous. No matter what you dress it up as, you’re never going to fool the general public into thinking that making phone calls about potholes is glitzy. It would therefore seem reasonable that anyone charged with … Continue reading

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Egg supper

Through sheer chance I have come one step closer to the realisation of that most wondrous fantasy foodstuff, the egg supper. In the recent ‘Eggs Factor’ (no, really) competition the redoubtable Sergio Neale produced a quite marvellous gustative treat, deep … Continue reading

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Mmm! Cock!

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